It's 10:30 in the morning and already I have said:
GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET!
Let mommy have the pickles. Oh, you want one at 9 am? Sure here's a pickle.
Who gave the baby the raisons? WHAT? He got them out himself?
Who are you texting? You're not even 2 yet.
Wow! It's going to be quite the busy day. Now I better go tell them I love them. That should have been the first thing I said.
5 weeks ago